i tried SO HARD to trigger the purple heart event with neil but i ended up triggering the black heart event with allen instead god dammit my pussy game too strong

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

balljointedgirl:

meadownymph:

bear eating flowers. mmmmmy hear t ahhhh

He’s actually picking them for his bear school sweetheart 

(Source: negaytoros)

(Source: fymodernfamily)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bebroom:

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”

(Source: take-me-far-away-from-here)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

hey if any of ya’ll have a silkie chicken in harvest moon and want to give me a silkie egg id be forever in your debt just saying

ive been playing harvest moon nonstop but my 3ds is dead so now i have a free moment to blog

if i disappear again just assume im on the farm

yiq:

i just woke up from a nap and i feel worse than i did before